The Bathroom Bizznatches

A girl scurried into the bathroom during lunch, hoping she wouldn’t encounter those  girls. She seemed to be having a particularly unlucky day because they were there, in a pack. A hungry pack ready to pounce on their next victim.

The girl was caught like a deer in headlights. The Bathroom Bizznatches all snapped their heads toward her like magnets and locked their beady eyes on the girl. It seemed like they never left the bathroom. They were always there. Ridiculing, judging, ruining. Their leader, Georgina Reige, was the worst of them all.

Georgina Reige gasped. “OH MY GOD! She came to the bathroom by herself! What a loser!”

Shrieks of laughter exploded in the tiny bathroom. The lone girl, now thoroughly mortified, sprinted into a stall. Somewhat safe, but still subject to the awkwardness and mortification, she cursed her friend who had denied going to the bathroom with her. She would be branded as a loser, a loner forever. The BBs didn’t even have to know her name to completely destroy her life. She would be  forced to the very bottom of the social ladder for the rest of her public school education.


I had this -stroke of genius- in the shower today lol. I was just thinking about how some girls ALWAYS need someone to go to the bathroom with them. I don’t understand it at all. There are no Bathroom Bizznatches hanging out in every possible bathroom at every waking period. Why do they feel the need to have a bathroom companion? Je ne comprends pas.

  1. Annie said:

    Totally agree, lol! One of my friends always asks why girls always go to the bathroom in groups ahaha so true

    • AA said:

      Lol, yea. I just really don’t understand it

  2. Layla said:

    Some girls go to the bathroom in groups cause they think it’s lame to be “alone”.
    Or atleast, thats what all my friends say. Haha.

    • AA said:

      Yeah, that was kind of the whole point of the story, but I still don’t understand it. I think it’s lamer going in groups than going alone haha!

  3. ζÔ§Η said:

    Hahaha, nice story! :] I’ve never had the experience of going to the bathroom with a friend, or in groups, because, well, I’m a guy, but yeah.

    Glad to see you’re back! Do you remember me? ^.^

    • AA said:

      Thank you! Yeah, guys don’t care about silly things like going to the bathroom alone lol

      No, I have no idea who you are. Of course I remember you :P Glad to see you’re blogging more often too!

  4. Zipo said:

    There is an App for that now!! Seriously!!!

    • AA said:

      There’s an app to console a person for going to the bathroom alone? Or to know when there are BBs in the bathroom? LOL, seriously, was is this App?!

  5. Zipo said:

    Seriously… an app.

    • AA said:

      This doesn’t help me at all

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