I’m Auntie Anne*! Auntie Anne isn’t really my actual name. Surprising, right? I’m not an aunt either. The reason why I will never reveal my real name is because I’m going to become extremely famous in the near future and I don’t want people (specifically family, haters, and creeps) reading and exploiting my blog (my name is really unique, just saying)**. Either way, international superstar or not, I don’t want people I know in real life reading my blog. Call me Auntie Anne, AA, Ariadne, Ari whatever.
I’m a 19-year-old girl in college. That’s it. That’s all. I’m not compelling enough to write out a lengthy paragraph about myself. Like, honestly. I’m the most boring person I know.
* If you were wondering how I actually got the name Auntie Anne: I was a 7th grader deeply obsessed with Auntie Anne’s pretzels and decided to name my blog that. Yeah ‘auntieanne’ was the original name of this blog for 5 years before I changed it…yeah…I know. So yeah, about Auntie Anne’s: they have the best soft pretzels ever (IMHO…but then again, I haven’t tried any other chains so take my opinion for what you will). You should visit their website and see if there are any Auntie Anne’s where you live. That way, you can share my love for these pretzels too. (I’m totally promoting them. They should show their gratitude for all this free promotion by giving me free pretzels for life).
** I’m actually just a paranoid bat. I know. I’m lame.